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Have you ever had a phone call with a friend that was descriptive enough to make you gag to the point of dry heaving, laugh to the point of being doubled over and crying, and just all-around great enough to carry you for a good long time? That's the kind of phone call I had with Betsy yesterday morning, the lingering thoughts of which made me smile and giggle at various times throughout the day.


Here are a few of her hilarious one liners (I wrote them down)

"Healthy running good...running self into the ground bad."

"I've been doing a lot of eating in the night."

"I like sweaty, outside and woods."

"I'm clean with hairy armpits."

"Did I tell you my gynecologist asked me that?"

"It's an hour of sickness a day."

"I once faked sick for 3 weeks; I faked bronchitis."

"Mine was probably my dysfunctional family combined with normal teenage angst."

"I started wearing a lot turtlenecks."

Most likely these one liners will leave you confused and wanting, but at least you can get a feel for the funny that is Betsy. She's my kind of therapy, my kind of funny, and a great friend.

**Do you have a friend who can
evoke such reactions in you?
Do you love a good phone call like this?
Did you ever fake sick for 3 weeks?
Are you ever clean with hairy armpits?**