Scandalous Luncheon

Today while at lunch with Lori at Thanksgiving Point we sat down in our usual spot to eat. I got there before Lori did so as I was sitting there by myself I could hear the conversation going on at the table behind me. I could NOT believe my ears. The man sitting there seemed to be recruiting the woman he was talking to into some sort of swingers lifestyle!


Lori and I tried to eat our lunch in peace, but there was just no way we could have regular lunch chatting with such a bizarre and shocking conversation going on a mere 12 inches away from us. I don't know how she kept a straight face during all of it, because she was facing the guy the whole time. At least I could make faces of disgust and dismay for only her to see.


We had just finished eating our lunch and were about to dive into our slice of chocolate-covered cheese cake (oh so decadent) when he started to get specific. I heard the words "Nothing arouses me more..." and then we hopped out of our chairs to go eat outside! What in the world? This is Utah county for Pete's sake. I'm officially scandalized and grossed out.


We thought we might be on candid camera or something, but so far there's no sign of Alan Funt.

**What would you have done?
Would you have been freaked out?
Have you ever overheard something like this?