Thursday, July 09, 2009

Happy Birthday to Me!

For my birthday post, I usually like to add another 100 things to my "About Me" list, but this year I could only come up with another 50. I either need to really dig deep or start doing more interesting things. Hmm.


  1. I don’t like blog and text abbreviations like LOL.
  2. I am more fun than I think I am.
  3. I’d like to go to Ireland.
  4. I have A LOT of scissors.
  5. I love laughing really hard anytime, but especially in movie theaters.
  6. I’m learning that I’m a much more loving person than I tend to think I am.
  7. My gym closed last September.
  8. I hate it when people (even myself) whine. I have a “whiny kids take naps” policy, which applies to me as well.
  9. I have “dryer sense” which is a lot like spidey sense. I start to get irritated with the noise of the dryer and decide to go check it always when it’s about to buzz. Weird.
  10. I am plagued by phantom boogers.
  11. I am my own worst enemy.
  12. I really hate driving over speed bumps.
  13. My left ankle can pop countless times a day if I rotate my foot around.
  14. I still really hate the word “hubby”.
  15. I always use my pinky finger when using public buttons like ATMs, debit card swipers and so on. It seems more sanitary since that finger is less likely to end up in my eye or mouth.
  16. I have never referred to myself as “mommy”.
  17. I love it that our kids have keen senses of humor.
  18. I recently realized I mentally assign each month a color. January is grey, February is pink, March is green, April is yellow, May is lush green, June is bright orange, July is yellow, August is yellow/brown, September is a warm orange, October is golden, November is tan, December is red. How about that?
  19. I started taking Fish Oil and Feverfew (for migraines) this year and I can tell a difference.
  20. I sometimes feel like I’m trapped in a fat suit.
  21. I hate it when there’s no eraser on a pencil. This happens often around here because Whitney uses the erasers so much.
  22. I’m not a strong bowler.
  23. I hope my enthusiasm for singing makes up for my lack of ability.
  24. Landon told me I would have another baby before I’m 50, yikes!!!
  25. I’m done having babies.
  26. I wish I could get a glimpse of my potential (perhaps in a dream) to help motivate me in my life.
  27. I enjoy the unpredictability of spring most of the time.
  28. Target Brand’s Assorted Berry flavored antacid is a life saver for me.
  29. I’d like to go up in a hot air balloon.
  30. I really, really, really want to go to Paris with Randy and the kids this fall and am looking for sponsors at this point.
  31. I think I’m addicted to chewing pebble ice.
  32. I’d like to get a pedicure at least once a month.
  33. I keep a Word document with this running list of stuff about myself, but I think I'm running out of details.
  34. I almost always have a song running through my mind and often it's triggered by a word in a thought. So I find myself thinking, "Where did that song come from?" and then I'll remember that I said a certain word and my brain ran through its files and produced that song. I'm sure this is brilliant is some way, but thus far has not proved useful.
  35. I'd really like to have health insurance.
  36. I wish the birds that frequent our bird feeder would let me hold them.
  37. I am tired of feeling tired.
  38. My reading retention has not improved.
  39. I love Netflix!
  40. I think the Dyson vacuum is overrated.
  41. I love it when the recycling gets picked up and wish it was weekly instead of bi-weekly.
  42. I would really like cozier bedding.
  43. I've officially reached an age where I fear certain activities will permanently injure me. For example, I'd like to do a backflip off the diving board, but I'm afraid I'll end up in a wheelchair if I attempt it.
  44. I'm excessively fond of of the Old Fashioned Chocolate Glazed Donuts from Maceys.
  45. I love going to Michigan!
  46. I never get sick of watching British period movies (Adam calls them "Oh Mr. Higglybottom!").
  47. I'd like to be really good at something.
  48. I sometimes wish I could cry more easily.
  49. I'd like to be more of an "out of the box" thinker.
  50. Apparently I'm 38 now.
**Do you have a hard time coming up
with more items for your list?
Do we share any similarities?**

64 comments:

Laurie said...

Happy Birthday Jill! I hope it's a happy year. This post is funny and insightful and honest. I laugh about the backlip off the board sending you to a wheelchair. I worry about that too.

I too love a hard laugh in the movie theatre - sometimes I'm the stand-out laugher and I wonder why no one else is so amused.

I do not like the word "hubby" and LOL has never resonated with me either!

tiffany said...

Wishing you a most Happy Birthday! May all your birthday wishes come true.

denise @ little ant design said...

Happy, happy birthday Jill dear! Wishing you a day of fun and happiness.

Nikki said...

Happy Birthday Jill!! Love the list. I'm glad you keep a running record.
We have plenty in common- especially 1, 2, 5, 14, 20, 22, 32, 37, 41, 45, 47, 49

Hope you have a fabulous day!!

Jessica said...

happy happy birthday!

I love #50. Apparently I have turned 34, which feels way too close to 35, which is too close to 40. Maybe it's time for a mid-life crisis.

Neighbor Jane Payne said...

Happy Birthday to you Jill. Please imagine me singing it, but remember my enthusiasm also makes up for my ability.

I enjoyed learning today that we have several things in common, but the thing I think is amazing is that you think of the month's in color! Oh. my. goodness. That is a feat.

I so appreciate you and the good that you have brought into my life. Thank you and have a happy, happy day.

Lindsay said...

Happy Birthday, Jill. Hope your day is fabulous.

I must take issue with #47. You ARE really good at a lot of somethings--blogging, writing notes, maintaining friendships, etc.

Anne said...

Happy Birthday Jill!!

Charlotte said...

Happy birthday! And I also assign months colors--I'm glad to know I'm not alone! I would love to help sponsor you; however, I'm afraid my contribution would be minimal.

I hope you have an amazing day! You deserve it!

Anonymous said...

I laughed at #43..."officially" to old for a back flip. I feel you. I think I'd be wheelchair bound too! I just have never thought of it in the sense of permanence though...to officially be too old! So funny. And so true, I know, because I am 38 also.

Happy birthday!

Perhaps you can add another to your list: "You look younger than you actually are!" I have officially dubbed you so. I would have guessed 35.

jenn said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

I am amazed that you came up with 50 more things- I must not know myself very well.

I am picturing you at the ATM, using your pinky... LOL! (J/K) (Ha Ha!)

I really hope you have a great day today!!

Kristy said...

Happy Birthday! As a teacher, I really despise the "texting" abbreviations because so many older kids tend to use them in their writing, also. It's frustrating to read a paper from a 5th grader where the word you has been spelled as "u" all the way through.

I just turned 38 on Sunday so I can appreciate the feeling that you are just too old to try some things anymore. I certainly wouldn't even attempt a back flip at the pool. I know I'd end up seriously injured or have some type of bathing suit disaster and totally embarass myself!

Hope you have a great day!

Bond Girl 007 said...

hey hey hey missy. Happy Birthday. I wished I could spend the day with you too. Again, another birthday without you. Hopefully you have a wonderful day in good company I am sure. Well there are like 5 things I soo wished i could do for you from your list...but I guess they will have to wait! So sorry. I hope you are well my friend and was very very happy to read your list. So many great things. I loved it. Have a fantastic day and know that I will be thinking of you all day! I even have a sonic near by now...so I can get your cravings for the ice, when you come!

patsy said...

happy birthday-
again, since I called it early yesterday-

I LOVE this list!!
Dyson over rated?? No way- we must debate this- I love my dyson- love it. I just got a new beater bar for it this month- big help. I've had it for SEVEn years now. It was the bargaining chip for getting a dog. I've gone through 11 other vacuums-
and - fish oil? helping migraines- wow- I didn't know! I've been teasing brett about fish oil all month. I will never take it- never- I would rather die. My mom made us take the "real" stuff, not in pill form as kids- the HORROr!!!!I'm so scarred from it... I need therapy.

I want to get a pedicure too- everymonth, really a luxury to me.

I would be way too scared to go up in a hot air balloon.

keeping your list in a word document is a brilliant idea- I need to do that.

I hope you have a great birthday!
You inspire me so much-
I think you are great at many, many things- all the important ones like: being a friend, sharing your testimony, making others feel important & comfortable, being a great mother, making other people feel loved, expressing yourself honestly, being organized, teaching through example.... I could go on & on
you're awesome!
have the best birthday ever!! :)

Michelle said...

Happy Birthday, Jill! If you can break 30 while bowling I think you are great! The mystery booger thing frightens me...but I absolutely love this post! Have a wonderful day!! ( I use too many exclamation points.)

Randy said...

Hey Babe,

Seriously with #47? How is it possible you cannot see how truly amazing you are at exactly this type of thing? Very few people we know can express themselves in such a succinct, candid, objective, and humorous manner.

You seriously need to write a book. It would be a gift to the world.

Happy Birthday! -R

Liz said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JILL!!

I hope you are having a great day!!

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Jill. I hope you have a great day and fun with michelle and have a great sleep tonight!! (hope I didn't spoil anything!!)

melanie said...

What an awesome comment from Randy. I wholeheartedly agree!

I never say hubby and lol bugs in a big way. Birds freak me out, I can't believe you want to hold one, it's my right ankle that pops all day long and am definitely my own worst enemy.

Happy Birthday Jill to one of the 3 bloggers that inspired me to start without even knowing it. You're a far away friend that has helped me out with more posts than I can count. Have a fabulous day!!!

Amber said...

I'm a total phantom lurker, but I like your blog so much because I get all of your posts and usually have comments, I just don't leave them. Although I am NOT a crafter. I really enjoy what you put out there...you are unique and have a definitive "voice" that I am glad you share in blogland. Happy Birthday!

Lauralee said...

Happy Birthday!
I totally hate pencil's without erasers.. I throw them away.. just the idea that someone might try to erase w/out the eraser drives me crazy!

you are great a writer!

have a great day!

Ashley said...

Happy apparent birthday Jill! You really have one of the best blogs out there. It was such a pleasure to meet you this spring (one of the unpredictable parts of that yellow month!) and it's fun to be a real live commenter now. I hope you get to Paris--you deserve it!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Jill! I hope your Parisian dreams come true this fall!

Natasha said...

I hope you make it to Paris with the whole family too - what an opportunity! I am jealous you've made it there once, now twice?!

Too funny about your color of the month. Even more stange that I can relate to assigning colors to things. (Not months though.)

Happy Birthday!! Sending good thoughts your way all day long.

amy gretchen said...

Happy Birthday Jill! I always love reading your list and understanding more of what makes you, you.

47 surprises me. I think you're really good at lots of things, and fortunately it's the ones that count, like charity and sharing.

Hope you have a fantastic day!

Amy said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you're having a fantastic day!

Elizabeth said...

Happy Bithday Jill! Wow after reading your blog for years now. (crazy) None of those were big surprises. A product of you being so open and honest in your blogging.

Esther said...

Happy Birthday, Jill!!!! Have a fantastic day and enjoy it, after all its your day:-).

Sandy said...

Happy Birthday! Hope your special day is filled with everything you love.

Unknown said...

happy birthday!

crystal said...

One year older and wiser too! I left town today and had PLANNED to do a gift-drop at your house, but...argh! I ran out of time! So plan on a late gift from me!

Happy, happy birthday!

michelle said...

I love this, and I especially love that some items were on both of our lists!

You are totally more fun than you think you are. And you are definitely more loving than you think you are -- I'm glad you're realizing that!

The dryer sense cracks me up.

I am so my own worst enemy.

My right big toe pops any time I move it (due to being broken once).

I love your kids' sense of humor as well!

Very interesting about the monthly colors, I had no idea.

I feel trapped in a fat suit, too! That's a good way of saying it.

I so hope you can come to Paris again!!

Interesting about the Dyson. Marc had to get a new vacuum while we were at Snowbird and he researched it extensively. Apparently you are not alone in your disappointment. He ended up getting the vacuum (a Bissell) most highly rated for pet hair. I must say it is disgusting how much that thing picks up...

Cozier bedding, woohoo!

I love those British period movies as well.

I wish I could cry more easily! But I thought you had officially turned into a big boob? You definitely cry more easily than I do.

Thanks for sharing your birthday with me!

Kim Sue said...

another great list...I LOVE lists! It is amazing that even though the list is all about you that they lead me to do some heavy thinking about myself!

Happy Birthday Jill!

Ryann said...

Happy happy birthday dear kindred spirit Jill--from one cancer to another (the crab:)

Katherine said...

Happy Birthday Jill! Although I'm a lurker, I had to at least wish you a happy birthday. I loved your list. I have so much in common with you. I wish the birds at my bird feeder would let me hold them too. Pencils without erasers are useless to me. There are several activities I avoid now because I don't want to end up in a wheelchair. I never thought about the months having colors---but I do think of some letters or numbers as being male or female.(Okay, now that I've actually seen that in writing I realize how strange that must sound.) Anyways, I hope you have a great day. LOVE your blog!

Bond Girl 007 said...

ohhhhh my goodness seriously! Randy you rock!

everything pink! said...

so it is 1:39 am and i finally got a chance to read this
What is it fate??? #42!!!

i was inspired!

Tasha said...

Happy Birthday Jill! I am also my own worst enemy and wish I could have a glimpse of my potential.

You are such a great lady. Love you!

j said...

happy bday jill!!!!!!!

Dana said...

I hope your birthday was WONDERFUL Jill! :)

tootie said...

Hope you had a wonderful birthday!! I enjoy your blog!

becca said...

Great list!! I love these and am so impressed with what you come up.

I am with you on the text abbreviations (I think LOL is the worst one :)

I hope you had a WONDERFUL birthday!

Crystalyn said...

happy, happy birthday jill!! i'm so with you on #37, what's up with that? and so happy for you for #19! yay!

Rebekah said...

I hope you and your hubby ate lots of YUMMY food on your bday!!!

Amie said...

I hope you had a great birthday. I enjoyed reading your list.

I don't like abbreviations either except...

I love laughing too, and being with people who laugh a lot too.

I have still never belonged to a gym... obviously.

I'm a whiner.

I need dryer sense. I forget I am doing laundry.

I didn't know about the pinky finger.

I'm not a "mommy" either.

I understand the colors for the months too.

I wish I could take my fat suit off.

Kids with a sense of humor are the best.

I hate pencils with no erasers!

I would love to see you have another baby.

I'm sure the money will start rolling in now that you publicly asked for sponsors - I am always shocked at how good the bloggers are to be your sponsors.

I still having a hard to time imagining you get a pedicure.

I haven't heard great things about the Dyson. I am not a fan of the bagless vacuums.

I would love a cozy bedroom.

"Oh Mr. Higglybottom!" always makes me laugh.

#47 - are you kidding?!

Happy Birthday!

Jordan said...

Happy Birthday, Jill!!!

Holly said...

Sorry for may late birthday wishes--but I hope your day was fabulous and that your 38th year is FAB as well.

I LOVED reading your list (like always)!

Cecilia said...

Happy Birthday Jill! Hope you had a great day! Great list as always! I love getting to know you better :)

What made you decide to stop having kids??? I'm in that stoping point, but I would like to hear your advice, since you're so wise and knowledgeable.

Thanks for your blog!!!!! I get so uplifted every time I read it!

shannon said...

These lists are so enjoyable to read...You always come up with such refreshingly random and funny things!

I, too, have a "dryer sense" but never really identified it quite like you did!

"whiny kids take naps"--SOOOOO my motto as well!

I really love how each month reminds you of a color...I never realized it until now that I do the same thing...(only June is blue for me)

Phantom boogers are lurking around every corner of my house! :(

LOL and Hubby are tre' annoying to me as well...I seriously hate it when people use those expressions!
If I want to let someone know that I laughed out loud, I'll just write "laughed out loud"--it seems so much less dorky...

shannon said...

Oh yeah!--duh! Happy Birthday!! Although it is a belated wish at this point...

I'm sorry this wasn't the first thing I wrote...!

Denise said...

I love that you keep a list of things about yourself and I would like to do the same. Think of how lucky the generations to come are to have one of their ancestors so vividly recorded--have you ever thought about that before? You're amazing and I hope you had an amazing day.

And, I absolutely despise text and email abbreviations--except "BTW"--I confess to sometimes using that one.